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The Hot Scale
Thursday 8th November 2007 by Quinn Hughes

This is the most agreed upon and scientifically correct hot scale ever recorded. The scale ascends from 6-1 with only a few simple rules:
  1. Never rate a girl to her face.
  2. You can’t rate celebrities.
  3. You do not talk about Fight Club.
1Ones do not exist. They are purely a theoretical value based on the fact that no girl is perfect. An example is Angelina Jolie, she isn’t real, she’s a robot. Dave Quinn would do them.
2You well would, the only question is, would she. An example would be the girl you’d like to marry someday, but you won’t cause you’re ugly and even though she’s not shallow everyone has their limit. Dave Quinn would do them.
3You would if she would. But let’s face it, she probably wouldn’t. What you consider settling for second best, she considers it’s him or a lonely death. An example would be the best friend of the girl of your dreams, something in a Jennifer Garner model. Dave Quinn would do them.
4You would but you wouldn’t want to, you’d want a few drinks to have an excuse. An example would be the girl pretty girls hang out with to make themselves feel better, the one the guys consider just one of the lads. Dave Quinn has done them.
5If I drank two litres of absinth laced with Rohypnol, then maybe but I’d kill myself the next morning, with a blunt rock. An example would be the sort of girl who describes themselves as “bubbly” in the newspaper classifieds. Dave Quinn has done lots of them.
6NEVER!! The phrase “I wouldn’t touch her with yours” comes to mind as do “Not if I was drugged” and “She’s ugly”. This girl hit every branch of the ugly tree on her way down before she ate the tree. When she was born there was no after-birth, she’d already eaten the entire placenta. An example would be Satan’s mother, Mary(no doubt a BESS student). Not even Dave Quinn would do them.

Researched by Cathair Whoren